Dear Editor,
It was a nice evening camping in the state park, except for the mosquitos, and the badger, who stole all of my food. I should have known better. It is customary to hang your food in a bag from a tree in bear country, but what about in southern Wisconsin? I didn’t give the question a second thought. And so, in the middle of the night, a badger stole all my food, which, ordinarily, wouldn’t be much more than a nuisance, except I’m traveling across the United States on a bicycle.